Conversations in a College Town

and you thought they were gone forever…


Me: Lily! Lily! Lily!

Lily: what’s up?

Me: (whispering) I had my first hangover.

Lily: I’m telling Garrett.

Me:… and I was like why do I have a headache? why do I get nauseous when I think of anything slightly alcoholic? why am I just obsessed with water? and then I realized that I had started drinking at 9am.

Lily: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JENNY??? I’m emailing this to Garrett RIGHT NOW. (brings out phone) His last name is Cher by the way.

Me: psh he’ll need luck getting married

Lily: O.O who are you?!?!?!!?!?!

our supervisor: O.O

me: come on! I was joking! and I’m 21 now!

Lily: O.O

supervisor: O.O…. get back to work!